We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful
Words by Morrissey, Music by Alain Whyte

We hate it when our friends become successful
we hate it when our friends become successful
"Oh, look at those clothes!
Now, look at that face — it's so old!
And such a video..."
Well, it's really laughable

We hate it when our friends become successful
and if they're Northern, that makes it even worse, and
if we can destroy them
you bet your life we will destroy them
if we can hurt them
well, we may as well
It's really laughable

You see it should have been me!
It could have been me!
Everybody knows — everybody says so
They say, "Oh, you have loads of songs
so many songs
more songs than they can stand
verse, chorus, middle-eight, break, fade
Just listen and laugh..."

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