The
Man Who Murdered Pop
The Guardian, November
5, 1999
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Morrissey's
sublime, unprecedented genius in the 80's was just as destructive as
Margaret Thatcher's social policies - and we are reaping the results
of both in this decade, argues Mark Simpson. The two
greatest post-punk performers of the 80s are still around - and still
provoking more passion and outrage than anyone from the 90s. Both have
recently been the subject of TV programmes where their former associates
put the boot in. One has just finished a rapturously received week's
tour of a seaside town, the other is just about to start a national
tour. Come on down, pop-star anarchist Margaret Thatcher and former
Prime Moaner of Great Britain, Stephen Morrissey. Of course,
at the time they were thought to be intractable enemies. Morrissey led
his Smiths Party - with its manifesto of vegetarianism, lyricism and
fanaticism - to landslide victories in the indie charts, garnering the
votes of tens of thousands of unhappy young people who rejected the
brash, flash, carnivorous 80s that Thatcher lorded over. He even penned
a cheery song called Margaret on the Guillotine, complete with the sound
of the blade falling. However,
it's now clear how much they had in common despite their denial, and
how comparable and in fact complementary their greatness is. Both outsiders,
both considered mad, both Little Englanders; acutely aspirational, out
for revenge, and iconic - they both stamped their authority all over
the 80's. Yes, Morrissey,
the son of modest Manchester Irish working folk, may have been avenging
the working class while Thatcher, the petit bourgeois, was annihilating
them as a political class, but they had something in common which sealed
their greatness: hatred. Both Maggie and Morrissey were inspired destroyers,
which is to say, lovers. Thatcher destroyed the British establishment
and the Tory party. Morrissey destroyed pop music. Together they destroyed
England. As Morrissey's mentor, the lover-destroyer of 19th-century
polite society Oscar Wilde put it, each man kills the thing he loves.
If it has
become something of a cliche that Morrissey is "the last pop star",
no one seems to notice that the reason why the great tradition of English
pop stardom ends with him is because he choked it off with his bare
hands. After Morrissey there could be no more pop stars. He was an act
that was impossible to follow. "The ashes of pop music are all around
us if we will but see them," Morrissey pronounced back in 1987. And
he was right. But he was the one holding the box of matches. Morrissey's
unrivalled knowledge of the pop canon, his unequalled imagination of
what it might mean to be a pop star, and his breathtakingly perverse
ambition to turn it into great art, could only exhaust the form forever.
Moreover, Morrissey's mastery of Englishness was so self-conscious,
so ironic, so devout, so evil and finally so played out that English
pop and even Englishness itself could never hope to recover. The unnatural,
analysing, stripping heat of Morrissey's love of Englishness, the grainy
black-and-white 60s iconography of the Smiths' sleeves, the lyrical
world of iron bridges, humdrum towns, repression, frustration, and amorphous
desire, could only end up separating Englishness from anything solid
and turn it into a free-floating signifier. When the
Smiths finally expired in 1987, after guitarist Johnny Marr walked out
of the group, Morrissey may well have risen again on the third day to
pursue a successful (if uneven) solo career, but the body of English
pop lay lifeless in the tomb, hopelessly extinct, wrapped in back issues
of the NME. A large rock blocked the entrance, rolled there by Morrissey
himself. The so-called
"Britpop" phenomenon of the 90s did not represent a resurrection of
English pop, merely a galvanic motion induced by the application of
large amounts of cash. Britpop was nothing but commercial footnotes
to the Smiths, a belated and somewhat hysterical attempt by the record
industry to cash in on the legacy of the original "indie" four-boys-and-guitars
band whose money-making potential was never fully realised in their
lifetime. It may
be impossible for a generation raised on a diet of hype to comprehend,
but the Smiths were never played on daytime radio. Their singles barely
grazed the Top 20. They never made it into the papers, except to be
denounced (for risqué songs such as Handsome Devil - "a boy in the bush
is worth two in the hand / I think I can help you get through your exams").
And they refused to make pop promos. In other words, by today's slaggy
standards they were a bunch of losers. Yet they
had a large and fanatical following and are revered today by many as
the greatest pop group ever. Their album The Queen is Dead has been
officially ensconced as the 80s album by critics. By contrast, the media-PR-record
biz conglomerate known as Britpop had the keys to the world handed to
it on a plate - "indie" now merely means "mainstream niche marketing"
- and yet it failed to inspire a single Kleenex's worth of the devotion
that the Smiths did. Under the arc lamps they kissed, and although they
ended up with sore lips, it just wasn't like the old days any more.
The Britpop
bands themselves seemed strangely deathly - much more slavishly retro
than the Smiths, who were denounced at the time for their nostalgia.
Blur were the Kinks for students and confused teenage girls who mistook
Damon Albarn for someone sexy. Suede were David Bowie before he went
all Let's Dance, with some Marc Bolan licks thrown in for good measure.
Oasis were a Beatles tribute band for car thieves and New Labour MPs
who by only their third album, Be Here Now, managed to become their
own tribute band. This gang
of Manchester working-class boys with Irish antecedents were seen as
the Smiths minus the troublesome, effeminate, evil genius - which is
to say, Marr without Morrissey. And indeed Marr, the scally Beatles
fan fond of partying, could perhaps have trodden the same football-crowd-pleasing
path if he hadn't had the Sandie-Shaw-worshipping introvert to nag and
pervert him down a much more creative one. According to legend, Noel
Gallagher even decided to become a pop star after seeing Johnny Marr
on Top of the Pops playing with the Smiths - typically, Blur's Damon
Albarn decided to form a band after watching a South Bank Show profile
of them. So Morrissey
was burnt at the stake by the NME in 1992 for appearing on stage with
a Union Jack. Banner headlines accused him of "racism". Of course, this
was, like Maggie's poll tax faux pas, merely a pretext for a coup against
him by his former supporters. Just a few years later the Union Jack
would become an official part of the NME-sponsored Britpop merchandise. After all,
Oasis were an ethnically cleansed version of the Beatles, with pasty-faced
Noddy Holder in place of John and Paul's admiration of Chuck Berry.
The infamous court case - in which the Smiths' former drummer Mike Joyce
was awarded equal royalties with Morrissey and Marr by a judge who had
to have Top of the Pops explained to him - was an opportunity for unlimited
and, given the implications, somewhat reckless schadenfreude. Morrissey
had to become an unperson in order for the 90s to happen. Put any of
the Britpop "stars" alongside him and you can see why. Pop stars (like
politicians) have turned into mere celebrities. Even their fans don't
pay much attention to what Damon and Brett have to say, which is probably
just as well. Jarvis Cocker promised a great deal but threw it away
with that embarrassing Michael Jackson tantrum at the Brits and a general
post-Different Class shabbiness. Skinny Richey Manic had the good sense
to disappear before his band became famous, fat and fatuous. The actual
wake for English pop was kindly laid on by Oasis fan (and ropey Margaret
Thatcher impersonator) Tony Blair in 1997. Having decided to "rebrand"
Britain as Cool Britannia, he invited the celebrity executives of Britpop
round to No 10 for a drink and a finger buffet provided by Meg Mathews.
The new apparatchiks of the English political establishment and English
pop finally met in a schmoozing embrace for the cameras, and it was
rather more difficult to tell them apart than it should have been. It was
left to that old 70s pop-rocker-turned-panto-dame Elton John to sing
the music at the actual funeral of English pop, in the form of the Diana
tribute Farewell England's Rose. To the hundreds and thousands lining
the streets, and the hundreds of millions watching the funeral live
around the world on what amounted to the last ever Top of the Pops,
Diana was the nearest thing to an English pop star the 90s produced.
Which is of course the greatest indictment of that decade. Morrissey's
laughter still echoed through Westminster Abbey on that September morning
in 1997, unnoticed by the assembled feudal dignitaries and their heirs
and successors the celebs, but mightily frightening the pigeons nesting
in the gargoyles. The last
laugh really was Morrissey's. Not only did Britpop fail to achieve the
only thing that would have justified it - to halt or even just tread
on the toes of the advance of dance - it failed miserably in its main,
material ambition: America. Britpop faltered in the US and then promptly
imploded over here, because America already had the genuine article
in the form of Morrissey, thank you very much, and didn't see what it
was supposed to do with all these third-raters. Like his doppelganger
Maggie, Morrissey's solo career has been much better received in the
US than here, where it has continued to grow throughout the 90s, far
exceeding the popularity of the Smiths. It is probably
too much to expect that what's left of England will embrace Morrissey
again, even though the 90s and Britpop are over. After all, to invoke
another Wildism, society often forgives the criminal, but never the
dreamer. And Morrissey is both. However, anyone with an interest in
this outmoded artform should take advantage of the opportunity during
his UK tour, and catch live the man who killed pop. With his genius.
This
article was culled from the November 5, 1999 issue of The
Guardian magazine. |